Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The duck didn't cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

thumb_up thumb_down -12

you gay?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops