- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

An Irishman walked out of a bar

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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