A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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