Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Tony Romo

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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