- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

a man checks his mypsace

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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