- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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