- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What is better than life? Nothing.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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