- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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