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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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