What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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