- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

I'd like to make a withdraw

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Neither did she.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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