- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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