How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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