- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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