- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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