- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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