What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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No soap radio

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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