Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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