- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

1+2 = 6

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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