- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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