- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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