Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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whats white jizz

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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