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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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