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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

this website is a bad joke

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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