- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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