Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Then none of us want to be right.

XD Jackass.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

God is real.

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