- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Antijokes...

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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