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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Who is it?

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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