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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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