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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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