- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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