- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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