- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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