- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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