Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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