- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Adam Chebali is awesome

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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