- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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