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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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