Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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