Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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haha Otarts was here

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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WNBA

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