- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

why did the zebra cross the road?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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