- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

1+1=2

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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