what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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