Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Hail Hitler

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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