you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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