What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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