- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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