- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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