- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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