What do black people eat? Food.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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