- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

1+1=2

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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