- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Moral

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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