Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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