How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Where's my tractor?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Anti Joke

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