- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??