A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What is life? Paul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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