- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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