- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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