- Anti Joke

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats the stage after cancer? you die