- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Knock Knock. Not home.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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