How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

If you just read this, You're dead.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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