- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Tucker Rivera

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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