Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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