- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Your girlfriend.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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