- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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