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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

child labor

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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