- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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