What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

AIDS

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Kameron Brown is gay.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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