Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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