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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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