- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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