- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Go away still nothing to see

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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