I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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