- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

White men's rights

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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