Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Donald Trump

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Who wants water? I do.

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