How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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