- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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