- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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