- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Brain fart

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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