hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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