Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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