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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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