- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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