What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Feminism.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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