Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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