- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

NEVER

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Barack Obama.