- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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