A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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