What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Haha, I get it..

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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