- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

DEATH.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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