- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what is the world worst joke? this one

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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