josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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