- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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