Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

I read the terms of service.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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