i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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alert('The Game')

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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