How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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