What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

penis in the camel

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

guess what>? your mum lol

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man was shot. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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