What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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the WNBA.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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