- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Poop...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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