- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

* anti-punchline

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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