- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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