- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

WILLY

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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