Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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