- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call an arab ?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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