A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Male leadership.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A penis walks into a bar..

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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