oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Andoni was here

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rarw

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my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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