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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

what is 3+3= 8

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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