- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Your life

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Women's professional sports

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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