Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

okay so theres this guy.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

tommy is retared

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

what are you mike bibby?

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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