- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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