Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Your Mum is soo fat.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

FUCK YOU

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

8===D

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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