So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Jeff

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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David Cameron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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