Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Anti Joke

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