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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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