What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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