- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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