What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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