Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Chlamydia

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Your girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

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