You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Caolan and Eamon

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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