why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Women's Rights

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

The GOV and the WHO?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

knock knock!? . . No.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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