- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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