A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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