- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

class is canceled. My professor died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

So a bar walks into a man...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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