- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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