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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Equal rights!

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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