Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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