"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Cheese

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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