- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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