- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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