- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

drugs.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your big dick.

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