- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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