- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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