why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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