- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

haha Otarts was here

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Abortion.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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