Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

T u r n i p s

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

poopoo

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

No!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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