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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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