Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Women's Rights

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

^ That's not even funny ^

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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