What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Anti Joke

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