how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

save me from the nothing ive become

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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