- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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