Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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