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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Michael Brown

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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