- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

yolo your orange looks orange

What is white and long? A New York winter

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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