Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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XD Jackass.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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