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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

My spelling is horrible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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