Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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My mum is called Steve

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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