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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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