- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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