- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Detroit has a low crime rate

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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