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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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