- Anti Joke

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Women's rights.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Women's rights.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Women's rights.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!