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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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