ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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